• Time since last paycheck
  • Time until next paycheck
  • Salary graph tracking COL index
  • Company stock price
  • Current project status (your own little twitter)
  • Sharon: Not that I’m asking for a date, but you’re totally hot. Just so you know.
  • Yes, I’d like a donut, thank you
  • Anyone know where the specification has gotten off to?
  • Can I bring my cat to work?
  • The perfume level today is STIFLING
  • Has anyone seen the TPS reports?
  • Questions? Please use email so I can timeshift: me@subnet.here.tld
  • I’m sorry, the specification is frozen.
  • Last page hit on the webserver (just “tail” the log and trivially parse it out)
  • Next upcoming cron event
  • Can I have a Mac, please?
  • I hate the toolbar
  • I hate the tabs
  • I hate… FITB
  • Time until 5pm (or quitting, whatever it is)
  • Time until lunch, then time until quitting
  • Days until vacation
  • Decades since you’ve been laid
  • URL of favorite website
  • Name of software you think people should try
  • Hours until your next date
  • lines of code written today

  • keystrokes today

  • Approximate hangover depth
  • The Software Priesthood Still Lives

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